Horoscopes January 24 – 30

[Editor's note: No horoscopes for this week; our Resident Psychic is on vacation.  But don't worry, as she also has proficiency in ESP, so just wait for your personal horoscope for the week to show up in your thoughts.  Patricia will be back next week with her clever wit and mysticism.  In the mean time, you can, I don't know, study for midterms?]