By Patricia El Koury
Aries While you love being in love, Aries, be careful who you’re bestowing your affection on of late. Not everyone can handle as much passion and excitement as you have to give, so save your energy for other endeavors this week. Your band-scope is the Raveonettes and your dance is a shimmy.
Taurus
You’ve been so handy lately, Taurus, and people are seeing a new side of you. Keep taking care of domestic business; you may find it relaxing. Also, the new friendships you’re forming are great, just be sure to keep track of all those names. Your poem-scope is Sleeping with the Dictionary and your fashion statement, suspenders.
Gemini
You’ve been having a blast during your freetime, Gemini. Romps in the backseat or going to concerts would be a good description of your life outside of work and school. Just be sure to get all those tasks done before you hit the town. Your movie-scope is Adventureland and your carnival ride is the scrambler.
Cancer
You’ve been enjoying some time daydreaming lately, Cancer. Figure out what about those you can see making into your reality and go for it. It may take some time, but if you really want this, only you can make it happen. Your documentary-scope is Rivers and Tides and your shape is an oval.
Leo
Sports should take your mind off some recent speed bumps in your love life, Leo. You may have seen them coming, but you couldn’t avoid the conflict much longer. Friends are ready to swoop you back into action so why not play some frisbee golf or go bowling. Your legend-scope is Cu Chulainn and your pet is a rock.
Virgo
Whether this is the last or first dance doesn’t matter, Virgo. Enjoy the steps and your companions in this life. There is much joy in your life lately so it isn’t hard for you to spread enthusiasm to others. Just be careful to listen up to someone else who isn’t having the best time right now. Your guilty-pleasurescope is The Vampire Diaries and your plant is vervain.
Libra
For a person whose sign represents balance and partnerships, you’re kind of becoming a lone wolf Libra. While you make excellent use of leadership and collaborative work, it might be time to develop some relationships outside of work and school. What’s stopping you from getting to know people on a personal level? Your movie-scope is Easy Rider and your color is blue.
Scorpio
Yours is one of the hardest signs to write, Scorpio. Perhaps because how you seem outwardly and who you truly are are constantly in contrast. You don’t always have to seem impervious and in charge. Showing your faults actually makes you more likeable. Your book-scope is One Hundred Demons and your drink is green tea.
Sagitarrius
You are back to your laissez faire attitude this week and friends gravitate toward your simple cool. Keep on top of your schedule and you should be able to enjoy some late night fun with friends. Since the party depends on your awesomeness be sure to be there. Your band-scope is The Duke Spirit and your scent is orchid.
Capricorn
This is going to be a busy week for you, Capricorn. Your skills for organization and leadership will be in high demand, but be careful not to step on anyone’s toes. While you are sure to be swamped this week with tasks, the weekend looks like a good time for some relaxtion. Your gadget-scope is an iPad and your shoes should not have a heel.
Aquarius
Your ability for storytelling and imagination is what gets you through this trying week, Aquarius. You are starting to feel like nobody listens or appreciates all the work you do at home or in your career. While that’s not entirely true, how you feel is valid so speak up. Your audio book-scope is The Fellowship of the RIng and your snack is homemade cookies.
Pisces
If you’ve been flip flopping on a decision lately, now is a good time to make a decision and stick with it, Pisces. You can’t keep leaving the situation in limbo. On a different note, you may be receiving some news about a creative project that puts you in a generous mood. Your song-scope is “Superstar” by Sonic Youth and your tool is a permanent marker.
JWG
April 22, 2010 at 10:37 am
Hey Patricia, I was not asking you directly but rather the readers in general, but still thanks for responding. Although I am naturally skeptical (about everything) I will say that you were right on regarding my guilty pleasure- The Vampire Diaries. So,who knows…? -JWG
Patricia
April 22, 2010 at 9:37 am
Are you asking me, the author? Well I see writing these as a bit of creative work and also a cool way to share some pop culture references (the movie, music, and book suggestions among other things). As far as any personal beliefs, I can’t really divulge that on this forum.
JWG
April 21, 2010 at 7:38 am
I have always enjoyed reading horoscopes although I have never given them much credence in regards to accuracy. I was wondering how many people actually put stock in their horoscope. Do you?
QuickReed
April 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm
This is great, I feel like my life is begining to shape itself around these readings, awesome!